massacre

One thing I hate extremely is those ridiculous birds! I am always afraid of being hit by them. I always stop and wait for them to fly away just like waiting for the traffic light. Otherwise, I would make my way changed. They are dangerous to me. I really want to throw stones to them when they show up on my way. However, meanwhile, I am worried that I would be attacked by them. Are birds as smart as gorillas? I am thinking about killing them by using poison crumbs, but I have be smart first because the poison might influence the taste which would not be delicious to birds. Another option is that I might leave a trail of bread-crumbs that could lead the birds into cages. Yet, what am I going to do with those cages? Throwing them in River Mersey? The birds I see on the ground are more than in the sky. It is so ironic for people to say ‘I want to fly as free as birds.’ The term could be changed into ‘I want to eat as greedy as birds.’ It is common to see dogs fight on the streets in Taiwan. I am wondering how birds fight each other or in the groups here. In short, they are really annoying. What are the natural enemies for those birds? Maybe it is the best way to massacre all of them!